It appears i have become nocturnal, but hey that's the price you pay to have fun, right? i woke up at 5pm today, I'm not sure how i feel about that. i realized that most people were starting dinner while i hadn't even started breakfast. i felt like shit for awhile, probably was the whole, 'staying up until 8am because I had snuck Mike Mann into my house' thing. terrible idea in a way because i felt like i was gonna die, i didn't wanna do shit. then i took a shower an got cleaned up around nine, deciding to go out to a bonfire at my good friend Sammy's boyfriend's house. then she pussied out and fell asleep, so me and Caroline went to Olympic Star around 11:30. then we took a trip across the street to jewel because we had a coupon for a free pint of Starbucks ice cream. we always have a good time when we go out. i like that. good times.
we were gonna watch fight club when we got home, but our mom fell asleep on the couch in front of the tv because our crazy fuckin, drunk asshole neighbors like to go "WOOOOOOOO!!!" at all hours of the fuckin night, and her room is like, 30ft from their back porch because the assholes who lived here before us decided to turn their garage into 2 more, incredibly stupid designed bedrooms. SO! her room is really close to their house. i don't blame her.
so instead me and my sister caroline had a bonfire in our driveway, unlike normal people who have them in their backyards. that's another thanks to our previous dumbshit owners, because they had the bright idea to build a garage where their small backyard SHOULD have been, then build a stupid carport where there was ugly useless backyard, INSTEAD of building a garage there where it was ugly like we later did, leaving the backyard, and finishing the basement to add more bedrooms. like we did. stupid fucks.
the bonfire was a success though. the two of us listened to random songs of michael jackson and radiohead while eating java chip starbucks ice cream, burning old business documents that we found when the basement flooded, and listening to our neighbors go "WOOOOOO!!!" only to discover they were actually playing drunken rock band and were singing. we took caroline's laptop with it's webcam and took some intense footage. my god were they terrible, but it was the funniest fuckin thing i've ever seen. from the back of our house, we can see straight into their living room. priceless, if only they knew.
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